Teacher thoughts

Bully for that but teachers are just that...teachers.

They teach us, well some do while others lecture...others whine, annoy and show off but they are still just teachers.
Talk about those kind of teachers who whine.. there was this teacher in my A' level who always whined about being a teacher, how he got a 'B' in economics or was it a 'C' blah blah. But he had to do education at university because he got it on Government sponsorship.

Somebody shoot me but this teacher was blah, blah exhausting.  It wasn't that i didn't like him ... i just disliked him and his whining. And if he did economics super well why was he a CRE teacher..yiish.

And then he had a following that thought him handsome... gosh. If he ever was, all i ever saw or heard for that matter was his whining. I swear that donkey in SHREAK has nothing on this guy... he was officially a certified whiner.

Talk about teacher crushes!!!!!!

Now in my O' level, there was this fill in literature teacher when ours was absent ( bless her soul) she knew her stuff.
So this dude! The teacher, yeah.
I mean every girl in and out of my class thought him super hot ( i wonder if it was coz we were in a single girls school)
 He was their crush! He was hot, tall, his voice super ( did i say somebody shoot before? This time kill me).

This man was so full of himself:
1. He read out the passage or chapter we were to discuss himself, all eyes on him kinda thing ...
2. He asked questions then answered them himself. ( How boring)
3.Generally all roads of thought led to his ( my foot)
4. He was like a helicopter... drowning out the rest of humanity with his voice.

And to think i got into a fight with one of my girls who thought the sun shone from his behind. I thought he was full of it, she thought well... blah blah he is soo cute and your jealous.
COME ON!!!!

OH yah, then in my first year i go out with ma buddies and behold Mr. Cuteness himself is seated alone in a corner at fat boys hanging out with his brown bottle beer of Nile or was it ESB ( lol) anyway, where were the groupies that hang around cute guys? Especially seeing as he had been 'The Man of the Month in the DAILY MONITOR' on valentine ( how weak) This man was seriously not serious... he had to get out of High school he was stuck there.

So when it comes to teachers and i ... you've got to be smart or eccentric to be worthy. Yah am the girl who loves the teacher who wears checked professor trousers and weird specs and knows his Math even if i suck majorly at math. Am the girl who stares in awe at that physics teacher who pronounces things like 'Calibre....@#%4 and i don't click but if you know more than me then i luv luv you.

Aha, am the chic who will attend the class because the lecturer loves his course unit so much he rans up and down in class just to prove a point. Yah all eccentric teachers are my kinda thing. Let the world think your odd but being normal is sooo that, normal what can you bring to the table if your just like the rest of humanity.

Always
Joyce Ikonye