To: Bossy pants
At the helm of your throne
From: A nobody
in the midst of chaos
Dearest Bossy Pants
I am not really the sugar daddy type so i'll state it without sugar coating it. In my experience, your good at making yourself look like a fool all by yourself. I mean there worse crimes on earth than disloyalty. Take heart sir, don't drag the rest of us down because of your squibble with a friend disloyal.
so you had us rounded up! We un armed little people, i guess your afraid our imaginative brains may overpower your mumerously armed popo and plain clothed kadogos. But seeing as i have a will in sore, let me proceed to leave my nothing to some one because at this rate they may be coming for each of us personally. The letter might be at our homes!
xoxo
A nobody
Who had a lovely
morning before you
guys showed up
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